Coffee with CrankyBeach has As Good A Reason As Any:
...I asked him why I should vote for him.Posted by Simon at October 26, 2004 03:49 AMAfter ascertaining that I am (a) a registered votor and (b) live within the city limits, he said, "You should vote for me because... you know me, and because I'm in the band!"
At least he didn't tell me he has a plan, and to go to his website to look for it....