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Entry: Ways to Have Fun with Jury Duty

Mish Mash has Ways to Have Fun with Jury Duty:

# Take a dry erase board with you and set it up in the jury stand.
Use tally marks to keep track of points for the prosecution and the defense.
# Bring your own gavel. Use it frequently.
# Wear a Pat Buchanan lapel pin (guaranteed to freak out both the defense and the prosecution).
# Wear dark sunglasses and take along a walking stick and a "seeing-eye-gerbil".
# Right when the trial starts, lunge up out of your seat, point at the defense,and shout "GUILTY!" at the top of your lungs.
# Bring a bucket of bouncy balls. ;)
# Come dressed as a clown. Apologize profusely to the judge and say you got off work late.