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Entry: What can John Kerry do to increase his popularity?

Things that make ya go..."What tha?!?!" asks What can John Kerry do to increase his popularity?:

This is a question that is often asked of me by my donkey-lovin' friends. I have one suggestion:

Drop the Vietnam War angle. Instead promote the World War One angle. What angle is that? I'm glad you asked. It's very simple...All Big John has to do is, every time he would normally mention Vietnam, instead say World War One.

Big John - I remember vivdly...in fact, it is seared into my brain, that Christmas Day during World War One that I spent in Cambodia. I was on a boat, I think...yeah...I'm pretty sure I was on a boat. And there was this guy there with me...he had this hat, and he said it was LUCKY! I wanted it pretty bad, so I asked this guy if I could have it. He didn't want to give it up at first. But when I started telling him about all of the medals that I had already won during World War One he changed his tune...