Tequila Mas Fina has a Sample Massachusetts Drivers Test:
There are three types of drivers here: Pokey, Zippy and Apathetic. Pokey, oblivious to speed, rolls along at his own pace. If traffic is flowing at a steady 65, he's comfortable doing 60. There's nothing wrong with that, of course, except he's doing it in the FAST LANE! Zippy, on the other hand, is oblivious to distance. If there is 12 feet between your truck and the car in front of you, he'll zip in and leave you with 2, just to get one whole car length closer to his destination. He's also fond of passing on 2-lane streets during snow storms, heedless of the oncoming snow plow. Apathetic mingles amongst the others mumbling about the crappy drivers, yet does nothing about it, accepting it as gospel or karma. "You screwed up in your past life! Now you have to drive in Massachusetts!" What they all lack is any idea of the concept of 'flow.'Posted by Simon at September 1, 2004 05:22 AM