July 30, 2004

Entry: I Married David Sedaris

Akamonique says I married David Sedaris:

She handed me a tissue. "Let me ask you a personal question, Monique. Does it bother you that…being labeled ‘the female David Sedaris’ might lead some people to assume you're gay?"

"People can assume whatever they want, Katie, because I'm not gay. I'm not even a Lesbian. I might have experimented a little back in the eighties. But who didn't? Maybe I did sleep with one or two…ok, twenty-seven women in college. So what? It was my freshman year – that doesn't even count."

"Right," she said, staring at her notes. "Getting back to David Sedaris…do you think he would have become such a literary giant if he wasn't gay?"

"Katie, David Sedaris would have been a success if he had been sleeping with goldfish and putting teeny tiny condoms on them with his teeth. Because he's just that talented. A writer, that is.

Posted by Simon at July 30, 2004 04:06 AM
Comments

Nice romp of a fantasy there. BTW the link to your site needs an opening quotation mark around the URL. I'll link to it here for now.

Posted by: Martha Bridegam at July 30, 2004 06:15 AM

Fixed thanks

Posted by: Simon at July 30, 2004 06:25 AM

Thanks much for the kind words, mon cheres. Your links have been added to "Monique Recommends".

Posted by: Monique at July 30, 2004 09:18 PM
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