Akamonique says I married David Sedaris:
She handed me a tissue. "Let me ask you a personal question, Monique. Does it bother you that…being labeled ‘the female David Sedaris’ might lead some people to assume you're gay?"Posted by Simon at July 30, 2004 04:06 AM"People can assume whatever they want, Katie, because I'm not gay. I'm not even a Lesbian. I might have experimented a little back in the eighties. But who didn't? Maybe I did sleep with one or two…ok, twenty-seven women in college. So what? It was my freshman year – that doesn't even count."
"Right," she said, staring at her notes. "Getting back to David Sedaris…do you think he would have become such a literary giant if he wasn't gay?"
"Katie, David Sedaris would have been a success if he had been sleeping with goldfish and putting teeny tiny condoms on them with his teeth. Because he's just that talented. A writer, that is.
Nice romp of a fantasy there. BTW the link to your site needs an opening quotation mark around the URL. I'll link to it here for now.
Posted by: Martha Bridegam at July 30, 2004 06:15 AMFixed thanks
Posted by: Simon at July 30, 2004 06:25 AMThanks much for the kind words, mon cheres. Your links have been added to "Monique Recommends".