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Entry: If you'd like to vote for Kerry press 1 now

Right Wing Duck has If you'd like to vote for Kerry press 1 now...:

If you love George Bush, please press 1 now.

Presses 1.

I'm sorry. You must be stupid. Did you really press 1? If so, press 1 again.

Presses 1.

There must be some technical problem.