July 14, 2004

Entry: The Adventures of Conservative Man

More than Right has The Adventures of Conservative Man

Conner Manly was sitting in his Lay-Z-Boy recliner with his trusty dog Rightie by his side. As he sat relaxed after a long day at work to support his family, and the family across town, and the unwed mother on crack, and the Delusional Leftist Programs at the local Civic Center, the news played before him.

"There has been another law added to our Society of Higher Learning (without education), handed to us by the Judicial Potentates of The Sneaky Court," rathered on Dan Blather.

"Also in the Skew News is a new link proving that there are connections between the Right Wing and the Reputable Party."

Mr. Manly was beginning to doze off until he heard Dan Blather rather on about an organization that would save the world from all who oppose them. The Association of Ultra Commie Leftist other wise known as A.C.L.U...

Posted by Simon at July 14, 2004 02:24 AM
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