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Entry: No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile, because inside he's hurting

When crustaceans attack says When crustaceans attack!: No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile, because inside he's hurting

Who exactly is sniffing at the top of a crocodile's windpipe, pronouncing the air down there to be rancid and then living to complain about it? 'I mean, jeez, I've smelt some distasteful carnivore exhalations in my time, but crocodylus porosus takes the freakin'
cake.